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"Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer" & Little-Known Facts About Sunscreen

Inspired by the Bud Light Real Men of Genius commercial, "Mr. SPF 80 Wearer", following is a collection of little-known facts about SPF, plus some humorous links for over-the-top sunblock wearers.


First, the lyrics:

Today we salute you
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
(mr. 80 SPF sunblock wearer)
There are 24 hours in a day
You're wearing 80 hour protection
If the sun fails to go down...
You'll be ready.
(don't forget the moonlight)



Your coconut-scented force field
blocks out all the sun's rays
and any stray rays
from another sun
in another galaxy.
(you're a star)



30 SPF?
Please...
you might as well be wearing cooking oil
(something smells delicious)



So crack open an ice cold Bud Light
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon
In the middle of the Sahara Desert
(mr. 80 SPF sunblock wearer)

Listen to Bud Light's Real Men of Genius "Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer":
Click for more Bud Light Real Men of Genius radio ads - mp3

Now onto the SPF Humor & Funny Sunscreen Links...


Little-Known Facts About SPF
SPF (Sun Protection Factor) is the number (2 through 60) that tells you the amount of time it will take your skin to burn with sunscreen on, compared to the amount of time before you'd burn with no sunscreen.

Did you know?....

...Mosquito-repellents and sunscreen products containing oxybenzone should never be used together, especially on children. Here's why.

...SPF ratings are based on the estimate that one can be in the sun for about 20 minutes before burning without using ANY sunscreen.

...An SPF of 15 means that you could be in the sun for about (20x15=...) 300 minutes, or 5 hours, before you would start to burn.

...That is, of course, so long as the sunscreen remains intact on your skin, rather than becoming washed away by washing, swimming, or perspiring.

...Here's a cool gadget called MyTan that determines precisely how much sunscreen you need to prevent a sunburn!

...The ingredients and sun-blocking agents inside suncreens tend to degrade over time. So, if you're still holding on to last year's sunscreens, don't. Instead, by a fresh sunscreen each year.

..."Waterproof" indicates that the product provides protection for at least 80 minutes even when swimming or sweating, whereas "Water-resistant" means that the product provides protection for only 40 minutes while swimming or sweating.

...The difference between sunscreen and sunblock: "Sunblock" is typically attributed to any product with an SPF 60, including some forms of clothing. "Sunscreen" refers to those products with less than an SPF 60 rating.

...If you are more sensitive than most people are to the sun, then you need to determine your own base number (probably less than 20 minutes) as the length of time that you can be in the sun until you start to burn. Then, multiply THAT number times the SPF number to determine your true coverage.


What I Learned Today:
I thought the SPF indicated how deeply the sun's rays were blocked from reaching my skin. Instead, SPF refers more to the lasting power of the gel, cream or spray.




2 Comments

meba

never heard this one before

Mariya

haha nothing is better than reading the real man of genius, at times it even makes me forget how sometimes men are nothing more than a pain. It makes me proud to have a boy friend :) lol. Anyway, I think that these things are great! Specially when I am having a really bad day....

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